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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

bracef0rlmpact:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

Holy shit, you put it into words.

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wplcs-fashion:

Marie Claire UK
Editorial 2014
naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

basedgosh:

blogging around my parents is hard because they’ll ask what im laughing at and i cant really say “im laughing at a picture of an alien saying ‘ayyy lmao’”

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fishingboatproceeds:

livewithmelaughwithme:

ART ASSIGNMENT #11. in the style of Barbara Kruger’s famous “your gaze hits the side of my face”, i created a similar image except with a more crude connotation. the original, which brilliantly points out the sexism of not listening to women but instead looking at them, focuses on the face, while this one brings to life the more common phrase, “my eyes are up here”. i have personally dealt with harassment and this pretty much says it all

Great response to this Art Assignment.
truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition